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Essex Gal
Started by: cordyline (4304)   Report abuse
How do you make an Essex girl laugh on a Saturday?..

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!...

Posted by: nanajacqui (1098)  Report abuse

Posted by: cordyline (4304)   Report abuse
Safety meeting at work

They asked 'What steps would you take in event of a fire?'

"About 2 metres" was apparently not the right answer

Posted by: PeterP (6313) Report abuse
Cordyline the answer was always Bloody big ones

Posted by: cordyline (4304)   Report abuse

Posted by: cordyline (4304)   Report abuse
A Zulu walking through the jungle comes across a pygmy standing over a dead lion.

"Did you kill that lion?" asks the Zulu.

"Yeah, I beat it to death with my club," the pygmy replies.

"Jeez, you must have a big club," says the Zulu.

"Aye, there's about thirty of us."

Posted by: cordyline (4304)   Report abuse
My wife told me over breakfast that she is leaving me because of my obsession with twitter.

I nearly choked on my #browns

Posted by: cordyline (4304)   Report abuse
I was proud that my mate Billy made a name for himself,

although the police called it identify fraud.

Posted by: cordyline (4304)   Report abuse
I hate it when people ask me what I'm going to be doing in 2 years......

Come on folks; I don't have 2020 vision.

Posted by: r.fisher (560)  Report abuse
You are brilliant Cordy,keep it up(no pun intended)

Posted by: basil brush (9356) Report abuse
I think that first comment could be directed at "some people" on here.

Posted by: cordyline (4304)   Report abuse
There was a race between a brunette, a redhead and a blonde to swim across the English Channel; doing only the breaststroke.

After about 14 hours the brunette staggered up on shore and was declared the winner.

About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up to the finish line in second.

Nearly four hours after that, the blond finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.

When the reporter asked why it took her considerably longer to finish the race, she replied -

"I don't like to sound like a sore loser -- but I think those two other girls were using their arms!"

 
 
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