Obesity

Have you heard the latest from the Powers That Be? Some bright spark has decided it would be a good idea to help the nations health by putting an "Obesity Healthline No" on the labels of your clothes that you buy over a certain size!!

I kid you not. How would you feel buying a nice dress and looking at that? This goes for men and women.

Excellent timing of course just when everyone will be tucking into turkey and mince pies in the next few days.

That's the ciggies and food gone, that only leaves the odd tipple or two. It's enought to drive you to drink.

it's bad enough looking for your size without that being put on.think i'll shop at marks, i can get in a size smaller from there.

Drink up and be merry who gives a s--t how you look as long as your happy.It could be worse living In a third World Country, thinking where your next feeds coming from.

always did like my women with meat on em. these freaks ya see on the box and mags are just so scary.[:o]

Take it from me that yes most men do like a women with more meat on them more than some scrawny bird. Look at the likes of Beyonce or Jen Lopez, more gorgeous than the likes of Kate Moss.

Must admit billy there not much fun on a cold night like tonight,give me something to get a grip of anytime.

Disco i was thinking more on the lines of Hattie Jaques.

my point x59, my point. and they are so warm and cuddly.nothing like making a chair in bed, and slipping away into paradise. dont need the 72 virgins some guys are looking forward to, my reward is here and now.as for the likes of kate snort moss, she,s as phoney as a 3 dollar bill, and just about as usefull in the sheets i warrant.

better get back to the mistletoe guys.
anyone for a roasted chestnut,german gateau,maybe a chicken leg basted in wild honey????

custard and jelly maybe??yeah i know, ittle kill ya.like bond says...you only live once, taralala.

All that meat and no potatoes,who cares about potatoes when Hatties around.Give me Dawn French anytime.

Hattie Jaques i thought was a looker! More so if she had not been such an ample lady. God bless her!

Keno, Disco Diva, Billy et al, you've made my day. I can get stuck into the turkey, ham and prawns with gusto.

There's always the New Years Resolutions isn't there?

What are these people thinking of, one minute we have got young girls suffering terribly from annorexia then they are telling us over a certain size (16) and sending us all into depression. They haven't thought of the costs to NHS for all the anti-depressants this could drum up. So there! Gotta fly. A nice juicy mincy pie is winking at me.

ozzielass
you get stuck in girl! im going too! curves are back in fashion!

Never did like to get In bed with a bag of Bones.Give me quantity any time.

YEAHHHH

ps....dont tell anyone....i"m into my third mince tart.
gotta go to asda,s later for a bottle of rum. edna makes her own rum sauce. everyones legless after eating lunch in this CASA.

HIC...HIC...HIC,HOLDING MY BREATH DOSENT SEEM TO WORK.HIC

Rum sauce for a rum one, hey billy! This forum would be so boring without you! Your quite a character!

I would like to tell them what to do with their "Obesity Helpline". But it's unprintable and I am a Lady!

Happy Christmas Folks. Cyal8r

Tell them to write it all down and send it to me,and i will wrap my chips in it and then file it in the bin (after eating the chips).