Just filled in my Diary

Tuesday 17 March went to Tesco

Wednesday 18 March stayed in

Thursday 19 March stayed in

Friday 20 March stayed in

Saturday 21 March stayed in

Sunday 22 March stayed in

No more vids then?

I think Ive still got one in Haigh platations to make and then theres yesterdays done in the garden of me keeping trim by Hula Hooping

The only thing now in my diary is forward planning, that is:-
end of week one
end of week two
end of week three
etc.,
etc.,

I think we should have a 'Nacky Hula Hooping' competition.

Tomplum can go first!

My mate did the nacky relay race and got dragged for two hundred yards.

Hope he takes his guitar with him though.

Naked star jumps.

The diary was the first book to be sacrificed when the loo roll ran out.

I don't do nakky videos but my greenhouse dweller shocked me one time
he plays the organ

Tom showing his Bum

1st April 2020

Cleaned my Bike

2nd April 2020

Blocked up, so took a suppository.

for what good they do, you might as well as shove them up your backside,

Old days Mick/Tom, they would have a bottle of Double Diamond it works wonders, if you want to shift a blockage drink the sediment from a bottle of Red Bass now that works wonders as normally you left the sediment in the bottle, it was OK to drink all the Blue Base as it did't affect you that way,sometime we got them mixed up but you found out the next morning

PS. said before everything had to be past down ,no Google

Yes Dougie I remember people poring out Bass slowly so they didnt disturb the sediment.

I wonder what the different was in Blue and Red Bass was

True this a few years ago went for Prostate blood test it was high so was refaired to a specialist Mr Hussein cut along story short, he was giving me a flow test I said my flow test would be fine,he then asked have you had one no, but when I went to the club last week this old chap said i'll give you one as soon as you've finished that pint, right go into toilet the long pipe that flushes the wall pee over it count past 5 there's nothing wrong with your flow, can you count past 5 never heard that before but a good test, we'll still have to have the test, - Everything got passed down in them days

Dougie, Am I reading this right, you hve to pee over the pipe that flushes the urinals for 5 seconds minimum ? What if you're a short arse like me, could I stand on a stool ?

That's right Tom in the club it's a long metal one urinal fastened to the wall you'll have seen the type just, hejust said count to 5 but yes it would be about 5 seconds but you cant pee, look at you watch, and make sure you didn't pee through the window can you,

I have a PSA test for prostate every year.I've also had two biopsy's which were both negative.Not a pleasant experience but still necessary.

Yes I've had three two 8s one 12 all clear but my psa is high should be going April but I'll put it off

Tom we had just had the new club built with a separate disable toilet, anyway two old Plumbers was in the group of us talking , I said that new tap in disabled toilet you only talk to it, hot water please or cold water please there's only one top none of them had seen this new tap, they called me all sorts of names I eventually got one man to come with me to show him I did a good job, then it was him trying to convince them but the two Plumbers wouldn't good for over an hour thinking I was trying to take a rise out of them

Mick,

When you severely reduce the time you spend in physical activity, (even though you might have brief periods of work-out exercising) constipation is commonplace. It is a big problem when folk who have been quite active are hospitalised.

Unless you have any circumstances which contra-indicate, you might find Senna much gentler on your system.