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Quizzing Glass

Started by: dostaf (inactive)

Any ideas?

Bowt googling.

Was recently mentioned on a repeat of The Goon Show.

Started: 31st Oct 2012 at 14:09

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Crystal ball?

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 14:11

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

No.

I was chuffed with myself when I found I had the right thing in mind.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 14:12

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Mirror?

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 14:13

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Hand held.

Rather fancy.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 14:14

Posted by: mache (inactive)

I spy knows

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 14:16

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

What made me happy (Simple things etc.), was that I've had a bit of bother with this mon in the past.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 14:17

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Is that mon-acles up ?

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 14:19

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Not a monocle.

He's got something dangling though.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 14:21

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Spoon with a view

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 14:24

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Incidentally, did you know:

The monocle did, however, garner a following in the stylish lesbian circles of the earlier 20th century, with lesbians donning a monocle for effect. Such women included Nicole Martinez, Una Lady Troubridge, Radclyffe Hall, and Weimar German reporter Sylvia von Harden (the painting Portrait of the Journalist Sylvia Von Harden by German expressionist painter Otto Dix depicts its subject sporting a monocle).

(Wiki)

I didn't until recently.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 14:25

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Not a spoon, or a wine tasting doings.

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Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 14:28

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I thought your 14:14 was confirming, and elaborating on, my guess of mirror, Dostaf.

Clearly, on reflection (and a Google) it wasn't.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 14:31

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



Apologies, Jo Anne.


Posted by: dostaf (38761)

My head's all mashed at the moment. I'm trying to remember a film with a rather camp 'henchman' in it who was like a beatnik. Had like a goatee type beard and an magnifying glass round his neck on a chain.

Was very critical of R Hero's dress sense.

Peter Sellers (Hero) comes to mind.

Brain's jammed now.

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Here

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Also


Posted by: dostaf (38766)

I couldn't possibly comment.

Anyroad, the fellow I was thinking about when I mentioned Galton and Simpson had me in a bit of a muddle. I remembered him having a goatee beard, and being a bit of a beatnik. Very camp. Then I thought I was mistaking him from something set much earlier with powdered wig on.

Much yed scratching and google. Turns out the same mon was in both.

I got the image of a strange silent beatnik type (1960's) with a magnifying glass hanging around his neck.

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Here

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 14:35

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

My head's all mashed at the moment.

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Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 14:42

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I want one



Handy when inspecting welds.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 14:50

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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

www.merriam-webster.com

n. : a small eyeglass (as a monocle with a handle)

Seen & Heard

What made you want to look up quizzing glass? Please tell us where you read or heard it (including the quote, if possible).





Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 14:56

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Goon show.

I wondered if t was one of them doings Dandies had. Like the chap I struggled to find from the films.

Andréas Voutsinas

Especially in The History Of The World Part One

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 15:02

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Merriam-Webster might contact you soon, Dostaf - not sure if it'll be a quizzing lass.

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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

That's a big un!

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 15:08

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Nearly had me eye out!

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 15:09

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 15:11

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

But is it a quizzing glass?

I bet the dapper little chappie had one anyway.

Imagine being quizzed by Columbo using one.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 15:13

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Stalking stick ?

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 15:18

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

You've got me off on a tandem now.

What were those nick nacks from the seaside with little lenses in them and a scene from the resort called.

Something or other ware.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 15:21

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Stanhope.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 15:23

Posted by: mache (inactive)

posh view-master ?

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 15:23

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

No, they were binoscopes.

Stanhopes

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 15:28

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I hadn't a clue.

"It shows you, Madame, the dangers of conversation. It is a profound belief of mine that if you can induce a person to talk to you for long enough, on any subject whatever, sooner or later they will give themselves away."

Hercule Poirot

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 15:32

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

HEY!

I'm not a real welder.



Those Stanhopes are also known as an 'Optical bijou'.

Tickled me, that did.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 15:37

Posted by: mache (inactive)

I remember them bubbly gum things with bits of flim in

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 15:39

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I was pretending Hercule Poirot was directing his observation to me, Dostaf. That site's quite interesting.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 15:41

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Flim?

Did it get stuck on your insides if you swallowed it?

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 15:41

Posted by: mache (inactive)

cuttings of movie film

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 15:41

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

It's a bit 'near', Jo Anne.

Although his belief is that crime is not solved on evidence alone, he's not above snooping into others' personal things (much to the chagrin of his friend Hastings): he has been known to listen at doors, hide behind curtains, and even dig in womens' underwear drawers.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 15:43

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Poor Hastings never got a 16:58

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



I can't remember seeing those bubble gum things, Mache. Any more info?

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 15:50

Posted by: mache (inactive)

flat strips of bubbly with a cutting of a film in, thats all I remember

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 15:53

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I'm sure Poirot would never have a Flim-see excuse.

Wiki - Bazooka? Beginning in 1953, Topps changed the packaging to include small comic strips with the gum, featuring the character "Bazooka Joe". There are 50 different "Bazooka Joe" comic-strip wrappers to collect. Also on the comic strip is an offer for a premium and a fortune.[1] Older Bazooka comic strips were larger in size, and older strips are no longer available. (Auction Lot)

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:02

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I thought Mache meant transparencies.

Look at me lovely thread.

Not a quizzing glass.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:06

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Ones I remember had proper film inside not comic strips

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:07

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

So did I, but that's all I could find. Wait and see what he thinks.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:08

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Yes transparencies

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:08

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I'll have another look, Mache.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:09

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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

You Only Live Twice?

As a tie-in with the new James Bond movie, Somportex Ltd, manufactured something new, instead of bubble gum cards they came up with colour film slides. This new collectable was titled “Chew & Colour View James Bond Bubblegum 007 You Only Live Twice”. It was the first time that James Bond film stills where to be reproduced in full colour. Each packet contained a film strip holding three different 35mm. slides and a piece of dusty chewing gum. The intention was to cut the strip into three different parts and glue them into a card frames for 35mm slides. A complete set was 26 film strips each holding three different 35mm slides, for a total of 78 slides

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:12

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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Link twice, too.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:14

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Looks about right


phew reet at last

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:15

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I was reet first and Dostaf reet at last, Mache.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:17

Posted by: mache (inactive)

I was typing about myself

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:18

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Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:18

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

You were reet the other day, too, Mache.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:23

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Twice in a month

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:25

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



Soon be November.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:29

Posted by: mache (inactive)

and only 30 days next month

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:37
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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Go on. I really shouldn't.

Why 39 days?

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:40

Posted by: mache (inactive)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOps

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:41

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Other rites this month:

'Samhain or Halloween as it is better known, marks the end or death of Summer ...

It is a night of reflection and remembering...... Happy Samhain
'

Cerridwen's Blog

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:42
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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Is it any wonder why I'm forced to put my lovely threads on 'Handbags'?

I'm too good for this place, I really am.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:43

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

"It is my weakness, it has always been my weakness, to desire to show off." Hercule Poirot

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:44

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Are you really sumone else

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:45

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Poirot thought himself 'something else'.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:47

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I'm going to make my own quizzing glass.

Then I too will look very dapper.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:55

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Do you grind lenses ?

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 16:57

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

No, but I've got an olive oil bottle that will do.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 17:02

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I spy, with my bit of fry ... Stare fry?

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 17:13

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Noooooooooooooo.

And I can't find a piggin pic.

There was a time when olive oil was for medical purposes only.

BP 1973

Smaller diameter bottle bottoms (clear) will be good for making the lens.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 17:19

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Having the bottle to make it is one thing. Having the bottle to wear it is another matter altogether.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 17:28

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Handy hint

But remember to keep enough string for the necklace bit.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 17:38

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

'How to cut a bottle using household items' Isn't it dangerous to go about things in that fashion?

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 17:41

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Consider Captain Mainwaring's concern over the wearing of a monocle and a gas mask.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 17:44

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

This will have a handle and a string.

I now need one of those baby formula doings.

Doings

And either a bit of putty, or some Araldite.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 17:49
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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

What would Noaksie do?

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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

He looks presentable without a quizzing glass, Dostaf. I think that's good advice to follow.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 17:56

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

However:

A quids-in glass.

You could be quids in if you could create your own, Dostaf.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 17:59

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Quids in.


I think it will be rather grand addressing people while looking at them through my new glass.

I bet I'll get served a damned sight quicker in some places too.

"Excuse me, my good man/woman etc....."


Handy gift idea for Christmas too.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 18:00
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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Popular designs of quizzing glass.

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

There's a thought.

My glass will also be a boon for the myopic quiz-cheats who rely on their phones too.

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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

How's Halloween going where you are? Tonnes of trick or treaters here already and we've not got many treats left. Dog's going barking mad, too - it all disturbs her more than fireworks on Bonfire Night usually.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 18:08

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

One call so far.

Treated.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 18:09

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Our treats include little Twix.

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



Ditto.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 18:14

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I am concerned our supplies are dwindling. It could get tricky if people keep calling.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 18:17

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

More concerned about having to eat the treats myself at the moment.

Tick-tock.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 18:25

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Waste not, want not. ... Want not, waist got.

Will wearing a quizzing glass back-to-front while looking in the mirror do the trick?

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 18:34

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Or wearing a quizzing glass while looking in a back-to-front mirror even?

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 18:37

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

There may be slim pickings to be made from the quizzing glass market.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 18:38

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I'm hvaing none of that back to front stuff in the mirror, Jo Anne.

Especially today of all days.

Aren't you supposed to see Owd Nick himself.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 18:40

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I don't know, Dostaf?

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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Trying to look devilishly handsome is allowed, isn't it?

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Blood stained axe got a mention too.

Penguins, but no Twix.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 18:51

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I don't particularly like Penguin biscuits. Flipping 'eck! Only got a handful of chocolate biscuits from our family tin left.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 18:56

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

'axe' I wonder if some trick or treaters trick people by chopping and changing costumes to get more treats.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 19:07

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I doubt it.

Not seen the usual bin bag outfits yet.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 19:12

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Back to topic

... the devil is in the detail ... and for those who like to pay close attention to detail surely the quizzing glass could become the singular most sought after accessory.

With some good advertising.

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Aye, and the buggers can check for e-numbers.

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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

The quizzing glass won't just be all hype though.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 19:19

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Can you imagine opening the door to the trick or treaters and looking at them through one?

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 19:22

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

(Were they once squintessentially English?)

Nowadays I imagine there could be some quizzical stares and scares.

Thinking about PR:

All that tricks us is not sold ... can we really buy all we are told?

Then again, not everyone reads the fine print.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 19:35

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Too fancy.

Rather decadent.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 19:43

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Gold. A precious metal.

Or-real ... because we're all worth it.

Sorry about the Fr*nch ... Is it the same in Belgian? Hercule would know.

How about silver ... foil?

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

You can actually get wooden glasses.

And I thought I was daft

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 20:04
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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

This kid wears a wooden glass to prevent her from pollution…



What's all that about.

A wooden glass?

Prevent her from?

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 20:08

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Forbidden
You do not have permission to access this document.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 20:10

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

http://www.yusrablog.com/oddities/amazing-wooden-glasses/

Try that ^^^^^, Mache

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Posted by: kryten (inactive)

^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^
tother one

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

http://www.yusrablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wooden-glasses-520x455.jpg

Same pic, but on its own.

As 20:04

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 20:16

Posted by: mache (inactive)

sash windows ?

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 20:18

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Who knows?

Probably more of a novelty than a a piece of safety equipment.

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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

You have to work with what you've got - that young lady's glasses could be due to the Green Nouse Effect.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 20:36

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Can't see the trees for the wood

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 20:49

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

You can actually get wooden glasses. And I thought I was daft

I thought Dostaf meant wooden lenses.

Not for those who need prescription lenses, obviously. Just those who want to look the part ... with plane glass.

Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 20:52

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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

He'll have a collection of quizzing glasses to learn from, too, Mache.

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'Is that a speck of sawdust in your eye, Mr Smiley?'

'Now look here!'

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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

BUMP

Should that Mr Smiley have gone to Speck-Savers?

I don't know the Optician call-out joke, Dostaf.

I do recall reading one about an Optician's letter recently though*.

*If only I was wearing my safety loggles, or had logged out in time.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 11:27

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Wood you I wood

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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

In that case, so wood I.

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Posted by: mache (inactive)

On second thoughts I wood not

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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Bark to topic

(I know it's a monocle. Pedants Beware!)

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 11:50

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

and typing of pedants.

Should anyone have bothered to check my ramblings, they would have found that there was no mention of quizzing glasses in the Goon show I mentioned.

Apologies.

It was, in fact, Beyond Our Ken (22:30)

The Optician joke involved a bloke breaking his spectacle lenses and ringing the Optician.

He was told that as it was almost five PM on a Friday night, he'd have to wait until Monday morning. But there was an offer of an emergency board-up service to see him through (or not) the weekend.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 14:36

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 



Thanks, Dostaf, I remember that one from previous WW mentions now - and I'd been doing so well at forgetting it up til now.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 14:43

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Cheey sod!

You deserve the cornflake box one for that.

I can't remember it fully though.

Involved a distressed child who wanted a proper pair of frames.

And I'm certainly not doing the naughty Specsavers one.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 14:50

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I wouldn't know the naughty Specsavers one if I fell over it, Dostaf. Cheey person that I am.

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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

And the Cornflakes are Kellogs, I trust. And the box of recycled cardboard.

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



Then have the tame one:

"Guess who I bumped into in Specsavers today?"


"Every bugger!"

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 15:09

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Nowt wrong with repeats. ^^^And the cornflake box one?

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 15:12

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I'll have to google it.

Incidentally, one scoundrel , actually posted the very naughty one somewhere.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 15:15

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Is the Cornflake box joke a cereal offence, too?

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 15:16

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

If you warn us first, in the absence of wooden lenses, I'll cover my eyes with their lids instead, Dostaf.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 15:19

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Is it a corny joke? Mine are mostly cornier.

The Road To Wellville

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Similar theme.

Nowt on google. It looks like I'll have to write it (or best version I can remember) myself.

Mam takes infant for eye test.

When your man wants the kid to look at the chart with only one eye, the troublesome brat plays up.

This goes on repeatedly and neither the mam, nor the Optician can do anything.

Optician then has a notion. Gets an empty cornflake box and makes eye holes in them, complete with flaps.

Thus one eye can be open whilst other closed.

Sorted!

Bangs the box on the kid's head and is set to try again.

The nasty little sod then has a mad tantrum and runs round wrecking the place.

Eventually stopping to scream at his mam:


"I wanted horn rimmed ones like my brother"




I wonder why google struggled to find a version of that.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 15:30

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

One mons going to need glasses like that if he stops on here any later

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 15:30

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Poor little lad, Dostaf. No wonder he had a tantrum, under such testing circumstances. He's not flaky - anyone would protest if they had to take part in that joke.

I've seen you mentioned my name in the General thread - how rude.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 15:40

Posted by: kryten (inactive)

General not good enough for you is it?

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 15:43

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

No, Kryten. Bit cheeky that thread.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 15:45

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

If she carries on, Kryten, I'll mention her typo up there ^^^^.

That'll keep her quiet for a while.

(Missing letter l)

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 15:45

Posted by: kryten (inactive)

You being the gentleman you are, i know you'll keep that to yourself.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 15:51

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Yip.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 15:52

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I've found it l. Thanks, Dostaf.

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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I know - that was cheeky of me.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 15:53

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Make that I'm bright red now, even if I wasn't that bright when I read through my post with the missing l earlier.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 15:55

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



You'll be getting a Pickford yet, Jo Anne.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 16:04
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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Just call me Mrs Plankhurst, Dostaf.

Equal rights to wrongs.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 16:06
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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I have already had a Pickford, Dostaf.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 16:08

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I've just been checking the difference between loops and loupes.

I had hoped to make a loupehole comment, but that's not the same thing.

Loupes are tham doings what antique dealers and jewellers stick in their eyes.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 16:09

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

'I have already had a Pickford, Dostaf'

I forgot.

You wrong un, you.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 16:11

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

"The person who doesn't make mistakes is unlikely to make anything." To err from here to hair

'stick in their eyes' ?! Loupe

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 16:50

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Just googled 'pince nez'.

Look who replied

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 17:15

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Eye glasses clipped to the bridge of the nose.

David Suchet and make-up men reportedly tried 40 pairs of moustaches before they found perfectly symmetrical ones when they first began filming in 1988. Costume Drama

An untamed mouse-tache.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 18:08

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

♪♫♪♫ A little mouse with goggs on; going clip, clippety-clop on the stair.♪♫♪♫

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 18:26

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Which is strange as it was in a windmill in Old Hamsterdam.

Or, to relate it to The Road To Wellville - Old Amperesdam.

Shocking, I know. (Even mice get fed up of such corny jokes.)

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 18:37

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I saw a mouse - Ronnie Hilton

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 18:40

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 18:42

Posted by: kryten (inactive)

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 18:47

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Why does DM wear an eyepatch?

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 18:49

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 18:51
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Posted by: kryten (inactive)

To cover his eye

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 18:52

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

His eyepatch is not actually needed and, as he points out, is worn 'because, it's part of the suit.' This is shown in one episode when Danger Mouse wears the eye patch on the wrong eye, and swaps it over part way through the episode (wiki)

Not sure if I'm convinced?

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 18:54
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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I bring you lot knowledge, then get

"Who nicked me quizzing framw"

Framw?

Why do I bother?

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 18:55

Posted by: mache (inactive)

cnanged

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 18:57

Posted by: kryten (inactive)

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 18:57

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Isn't ti the same with Nelson's eyepatch?

Mind you, there's a thing about sailors protecting their eyes from the sun for nightime stellar navigation.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 18:58

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

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Posted by: mache (inactive)

And Long John Silver wore one to stop his parrot crapping in it

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 19:06

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Name that parrot!

bowt googling.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 19:06

Posted by: kryten (inactive)

Albert

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 19:09

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

No.

And it weren't Tesco, either.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 19:10

Posted by: kryten (inactive)

Tesco? Is that a clue?

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 19:12

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Was it a Norwegan blue ?

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 19:13

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

No, It's a reminder of a time Mester Joseph was naughty.

Tesco Parrot Incident

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 19:13

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Was the parrot training to retreive free soup

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 19:24

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



Checking bills for price check.

'Bills', see what i did there?

Taxi

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 19:44

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Don't parrots have beaks?

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 19:46

Posted by: kryten (inactive)

Pedant

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 19:47

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

In Tesco they get bills.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 19:53

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Do you gets bills in TOM's soupermarket?

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 19:56

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Mache - were you hoping for a tin of sup? (barley, hops etc)

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 19:58

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Look at the state of me lovely thread

Or should that be threads? (Nice ensemble)

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 19:59

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Dostaf - does wearing a quizzing glass make you ask lots of questions?

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 20:02

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

or help you stay on here longer??????

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 20:03

Posted by: mache (inactive)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOPS wrong thread


Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 20:04

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

A monkey on a stick.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 20:12

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

even the puppys trying to sound like one of the gang now

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 20:13

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I also want one of them posh sticks like Rik Mayall had in the Young Ones. He may also have had a quizzing glass.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 20:23

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Similar

I think pimps have them in Americaland.

Perhaps not the look I want when around town.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 20:25

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Of course not, Dostaf.

But won't rebranding fit the bill?

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 20:48

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



I wish I could find a pic of Rik Mayall in that stupid get-up.

I thnk they'd won the pools or soomething, maybe found some stolen millions.

Anyroad, his interpretation of a Dandy was rather biizarre.

Long fur coat, knee breeches, stick like the Beadle, and a mad Jedward style haircut.

Vividly remember him saying to someone

"Pull up a chaise longe"

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 20:55

Posted by: mache (inactive)


no

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 20:56

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBh8tdmN8pE

See 29:44

I was wrong about the kecks, but the haircut was reet.

Naughty programme, not linked.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 21:07

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 21:18

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



I should have known.

Great outfit that Rik had, though.

Replied: 1st Nov 2012 at 21:44

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 21:08

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I'd expect that sort of thing from Mache, Jo Anne.

Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 21:13

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I'm new to all this mischief-making, Dostaf and my mind's drawn a blank.

Or I could try to convince people who had difficulty reading my previous post of their urgent need for a quizzing glass. Method (not mischief) in my blankness.

Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 21:17

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Don't forget everyone:

MISCHIEF NIGHT - TOMORROW NIGHT

Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 21:27

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I checked 'properties' first.

Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 21:29

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Did you see this thread, Dostaf? Research

Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 21:41

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I clocked the date.

But nice try.

Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 21:46

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

That's as much mischief as I can muster, Dostaf.

With that in mind, I'm just doing a bit more research - with one eye on the film and one eye on WW.

Beware!

Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 21:59

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I'd heard about Mischief night prior to seeing that film on telly some years ago.

I really hoped as I watchd it, that it wouldn't become the norm.

Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 22:15

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I've just watched last night's Miranda - the Christmas Special (2010). Mischievous Miranda!

No, nor I, Dostaf.

Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 22:19

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

the Christmas Special (2010)

Gerroff

Another belter. Loved the hats.

Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 22:23

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

It was originally broadcast on Monday 20th December 2010.

Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 22:27
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Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 22:33

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Nowt wrong with repeats but Christmas in November, I thowt incongruous.

That's why I looked into when it was first aired.

This Mischief is proving trickier than I thought:

'It's skilled to be aggressive in a way that is socially acceptable and physically and morally and spiritually uplifting and most of all, good fun.'
link

Will I ever crack it?

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 17:05

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

All the eggs and flour would be better used to make pancakes.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 17:42

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

You're probably right, Dostaf. Any mischief I make will probably fall flat anyway.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 17:49

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I meant in general.

Much prefer pancake night (licence).

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 17:53

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I can't argue that's not the batter idea, Dostaf.

But a night of fright might be all right - so long as a change isn't as good as arrest.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 18:32

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

And no mention of the dreaded Mischief Night from GMP.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 18:36

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Speaking of which, would you mee-maw 'Mischief Night' Miranda-style, Dostaf?

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 18:43

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Yes.

I'b probably bugger it up like her mum dod in the shrinks' too.

PS I didn't realise that the show had been going so long. It's all new to me.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 18:46

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Her Mum's called Penny - often given to demanding performances at this time of year.

Her real name could be Patricia Bodge.

If a psychiatrist were to join here, could that be the stage we all stopped threading the boards? Do you think it would cause disquiet or quiet on WW?

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 19:09

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Not at all, Jo Anne.

We shouldn't shrink from shrinks.

Patricia Hodge was in a thing in the Seventies which featured the almost unknown Matthew Kelly.

Bowt googling, I can remember his name being Fitz and she was an army Major, or similar.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 19:14

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I remember this series, warts and all.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 19:18

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I didn't see that one, Jo Anne.

Coincidentally, she was also a Penny in Holding the Fort (The one with Matthew Kelly)

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 19:25

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I think I may vaguely remember the series, though I'm not certain.

Coincidentally, coincidentally starts with coin.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 19:31

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Her hairsytyle in Mirands reminds me of someone else, but I can't think who.

I scratch my head with that one each time I see the show.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 19:46

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Patricia is an elegant actress. (Princess Diana?

Didn't people mee-maw due to trouble at 'Mill?

From a Miranda to a Milburn to a Miliband :

I hope people pay more than lip-service about breaking the taboo on mental health.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 20:03
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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I knew someone who was profoundly deaf, but a great lip reader.

One incident comes to mind when, in a pub, he explained to a group of us lads what one lady was telling her friend about the previous night.

And she was on the other side of a noisy room.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 20:10

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Patricia's hairstyle didn't remind you of Princess Diana's then?

And she was on the other side of a noisy room. A nosy room, too, by all accounts.

Are you sure his explanation was sound? It might have been MISCHIEF!

And as people often observe, a gentleman never tells .

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 20:37
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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Possibly Janet Brown, Jo Anne. But also someone more recent.

The lip reading incident sticks in my mind.

I had my back to the ladies concerned and as we were sat around a table, I was concerned that the lad in question was not left out of our conversation.

However, as I attracted his attention, it was quite clear that he was more interested in what was being said out of our earshot.

He gave us a proper running comentary.

I felt almost ashamed.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 20:43

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

almost?! That's not good enough.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 20:47

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I knew another who was a bugger, Jo Anne. You could see him reading you from a distance.

More than once I've been told "Turn round ******'s listening us"

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 20:50

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Never mind deflecting blame, Dostaf. Sounds like you and your mates were scoundrels - the lot of you!

Now I'm concerned that your aim to make a quizzing glass has an ulterior motive.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 20:53

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 20:58

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



Haven't seen either of them for years. Perhaps a directional microphone would do the same job as having a lipreading boozing mate.

Either that, or a fancy ear trumpet pointing backwards, to accompany my quizzing glass.

I only need a bit of pipe and half a plastic ball.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 20:59
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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



"He wants to try my WHAT on?"

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 21:04

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

(Did you see my previous post? ^^^)

I noticed Malice through the quizzing glass got a laugh on 'Beyond Our Ken'

Beyond that, I know it won't.

malice n
1. the desire to do harm or mischief
2. evil intent
3. (Law) Law the state of mind with which an act is committed and from which the intent to do wrong may be inferred See also malice aforethought
[via Old French from Latin malitia, from malus evil]

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 21:11

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

ken  (kn) n.
1. Perception; understanding: complex issues well beyond our ken.
2.
a. Range of vision.
b. View; sight.


v. kenned or kent (knt), ken·ning, kens Scots
v.tr.
1. To know (a person or thing).
2. To recognize.

v.intr.
To have knowledge or an understanding.
[From Middle English kennen (influenced by Old Norse kenna, to know), from Old English cennan, to declare; see gn- in Indo-European roots.]

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 21:15

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Yes, Jo Anne, I read your naughty suggestions that I'm some sort of scoundrel.

Typing of which. As I researched 'quizzing glasses', I happened upon a young ladies blog.

She was all corsets and stuff and had a pocket in her stocking for a quizzing glass.

Which I thought was well worth a look.

Prior to that I'd only really seen Steampunk stuff in the film Wild Wild West, which includes a rather ingeneous ear trumpet. If memory serves the chap actually turns it backwards to hear behind him.

Bloodbath McGrath

I'll see if I can find the young lady later.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 21:19

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Oooooooohhhhhhhhh

I think I'll let mine dangle freely.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 21:25

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I think I might have happened upon a photo of the lady's quizzing glass in the pocket in her stocking, Dostaf, but being a gentlewoman, I omitted to mention it.

I know you might now be distracted and only half-concentrating on this thread, but:

Hemispherical design:

Though I imagine you'd not half have a ball with that, it is a bit of a bold look - as, indeed, is the quizzing glass.

Isn't discretion the better part of valour?

Might I suggest you're less likely to bug people if you bug people!

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 21:28
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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Just come to me who asked Her Ladyship if she'd held many balls.

He was more 'Regal' than 'Regency'

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 21:31
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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Or, to shed more light on it.

"Bet you've held a few balls in here m'lady?"

But who said that?

(Bowt googlin)

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 21:38

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I see you find his question rather entertaining, Dostaf. Who was the scoundrel?!

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 21:39

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Mr Trotter.

The chandalier episode.


A Touch Of (Quizzing) Glass.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 21:42
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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Reliant Regal, light - chandelier All becomes crystal clear - thanks, Dostaf.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 21:45

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Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 21:48

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

A Touch of Quizzing Glass Think of the fingerprints.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 21:48

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Dostaf - thinking back to steampunk stuff, I have seen some weird and wonderful monocles. This one, for example.

With a bit of imagination that design could be developed to incorporate an ear trumpet, and, though not conventional, at the right conventions,could be almost inconspicuous.

Somewhere to try them out and see if they'll catch on, or owt.

Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 23:12

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Oops

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Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Never mind oops, clever bugger! Find me bird whistle thead for me. I'm struggling.

Replied: 23rd May 2013 at 18:50

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

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Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Cheers, Jo Anne.

Replied: 23rd May 2013 at 18:58

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

You should go from peck-quavers to specsavers, Dostaf.

Replied: 23rd May 2013 at 19:01

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Strange thing, Jo Anne.

Only yesterday I was mooching and an image popped up.

It was something one of thise steampunk girls had for using as a stylus on an I pad or something similar.

Made from copper and steel.

Nothing to do with my search, but it caught my eye anyway.

Replied: 23rd May 2013 at 19:14

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Mary Mary etc

I clicked on the stylus pic on the page of images from google and was surprised to see quizzing glasses as well.

Replied: 23rd May 2013 at 19:29

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I don't know if this is steampunk exactly, but have you ever been in Games Workshop - Crompton Street? I don't play any of the games, but it seems like there's a lot of imagination and magic in the shop.

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 16:35

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

I'm not a gamer, Jo Anne.

Daft thing is, I was going to put a footnote on that post to say I didn't know if it was steampunk in the ture sense.

Whatever that may be!

I must admit to not knowing Emos from Goths.

I know they don't fall into my ususal Hancockian catch-all of 'Beatniks'.

Or ageing hippies.

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 18:00

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I'm not quite sure of what it entails to be a Goth or an Emo, Dostaf. I thought my teenage daughter used to be a Goth but she's just corrected me saying she was a Mosher ... a mix of the two.

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 18:13

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Call her a Beatnik and tell her to get her hair cut.

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 18:15

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I think that could be too much for her today - it's been her last day at secondary school.

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 18:24

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Apologies.

No doubt a day of mixed emotions.

I rmember saying goodbye to friends who would not be joining me on the roof of the new school.

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 18:43

Posted by: mache (inactive)

I blame your pink hair

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 18:45

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Only a hint of pink, dearie.

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 18:47

Posted by: mache (inactive)

It did match your ear rings though

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 18:48

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I remember saying goodbye to friends who would not be joining me on the roof of the new school.

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 18:49

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

I once explained how we wrote on slates, Jo Anne.

It wasn't a bad place really

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 18:58

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I like your other line about schooldays - something about some good, some bad, but the weekends were best.

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 19:08

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Don't think that was one of mine, Jo Anne.

I like it all the same.

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 19:12

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

I thought it was yours, Dostaf, but I can't find it to find out so far. I remember thinking it was clever at the time.

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 19:42

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

In that case, Jo Annne, I can see why you may have been mistaken.

I can't find the one where I mentioned losing a classmate in bad weather.

I don't think one poster twigged what I meant at the time and asked for clarification.

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 19:47

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

That sounds like something I would do.

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 19:50

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

I can't quite remember who fell for it.

My all time best has got to be the cat at the window.

One mo.

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 19:52

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

A putty cat. I remember that.

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 19:55

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

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Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

That's the one.

High school days - can't find the original mention though.

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 20:09

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 20:11

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Found it!

School Years - Do you miss your school days or did you hate school?

"50/50 really. Good days and bad.

Saturdays and Sundays were better though. "

Replied: 24th May 2013 at 21:54

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

One for the feminists?

I think not - 'All we are saying, is give people a chance.'

Replied: 25th May 2013 at 12:59

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

'Found it!'



Must have been me than.

Can't think if it was stolen, or off the cuff.

Replied: 25th May 2013 at 14:21

Posted by: jo anne (34749) 

Re: Storm Boy

'The story also looks at the conflict between Storm Boy's lifestyle and the externally imposed requirement for him to attend school.'

School days were sad, but what about that beak end?

Replied: 25th May 2013 at 16:26

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Oooooooooooooohhh.

Replied: 25th May 2013 at 16:53
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