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Talking of hats - I was on the internet yesterday and one of the clothing sites showed a model with one of those hats Mac has just shown, complete with 'bobble', instead of calling it a 'bobble hat' - which everyone would - they described it as a 'knitted beanie pom-pom' whats all that about? £25/£30 - no chance - I can knit one meself.
Apologies to fireplace - but you're weeks behind.
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There's a nakky woman in a mac (cue role reversal comment) on an advert for smelly stuff.
Replied: 25th Nov 2011 at 19:47
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quote dickbrain
"He sounds a lot like Slap"
Yoo sound like yoo could doo with a slap
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Tut tut dostaf - one of these days I may just counter post.
Replied: 25th Nov 2011 at 19:57
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Nowt wrong with a bit of habberdashery now and again.
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Followed by a few pulls on the old calabash.
Replied: 25th Nov 2011 at 20:06
I'm hiding, I'm hiding
And no one knows where;
For all they can see is my
Toes and my hair
And I just heard my father
Say to my mother -
"But, darling, he must be
Somewhere or other;
Have you looked in the inkwell?"
And Mother said, "Where?"
"In the INKWELL?"said Father. But
Slap was not there.
Then "Wait!" cried my mother —
"I think that I see
Him under the carpet." But
It was not he.
"Inside the mirror's
A pretty good place."
Said Father and looked, but saw
Only his face.
"We've hunted," sighed Mother,
"As hard as we could
And I am so afraid that we've
Lost him for good."
Then I laughed out aloud
And I wiggled my toes
And Father said —"Look, dear,
I wonder if those
Toes could be slaps?
There are ten of them, see?"
And they WERE so surprised to find
Out it was he!
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Or the platt bridge trombone
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Notreet.
I tried to guess but couldn't.
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dostaf 20:06 you are truly shameless.
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VG.
Nowt wrong with poking a smipe. With or without the deerstalker.
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Is it Erin?
Replied: 26th Nov 2011 at 19:50
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She's called Portia and is from Scotland.
Replied: 26th Nov 2011 at 19:52
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I bet her gamekeeping skills are not a patch on Sean Bean's
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People might fear problems with other estate workers, but if someone asks for a reference we'll give her a good one because she's very good.
here
Answers on a postcard.
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I was spot on with Sean Bean (played Mellors opposite Joely Richardson - Lady Chatterley's lover) and I wasn't interested whether he wore jodhpurs or not.
Replied: 26th Nov 2011 at 20:30
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I remember that - he was set up - made Max Clifford a fortune off the papers.
Replied: 26th Nov 2011 at 22:07
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Whatever did she see in him?
Was the question we all had.
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Apparently he only made it to the half way line before 'arriving', then dribbled to the center spot.
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OFFSIDE!
Expect complaints.
No wonder..etc..
Replied: 26th Nov 2011 at 22:13
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I wonder if Chelsea offered him any free tickets - he certainly earned them. I doubt she saw anything in him at all - just a quick buck
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"just a quick buck"
It don't take long to get in with the wrong crowd and start picking stuff up, do it.
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It don't take long to get in with the wrong crowd and start picking stuff up, do it.
No wonder...etc..
Replied: 27th Nov 2011 at 17:54
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An observation
then dribbled to the center spot.
Bad form mester.
The drip-drip effect of Yankisms will eventually be worse than a dribble. It will be a deluge!
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Is this Stoo
?
Replied: 28th Nov 2011 at 19:45
Stooo is a proud latics supporter. I'm glad he's back.
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Definitely more iconic
Just to explain to none revolutionaries
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The question remains; Is that you during Movember?
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Alas no cos I have been dead for 50 years
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i thought he'd left you an autograph Mac
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Run to the window you never know what you'll see
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Sorry, someone was on the phone...a friend from Belize, apparently. I will just phone him back.
Replied: 28th Nov 2011 at 22:01
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Yes...Full of parcels, all with my address on
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