Stoo

He sounds a lot like Slap.

"Can I try your hat on?"

Talking of hats - I was on the internet yesterday and one of the clothing sites showed a model with one of those hats Mac has just shown, complete with 'bobble', instead of calling it a 'bobble hat' - which everyone would - they described it as a 'knitted beanie pom-pom' whats all that about? £25/£30 - no chance - I can knit one meself.

Apologies to fireplace - but you're weeks behind.

There's a nakky woman in a mac (cue role reversal comment) on an advert for smelly stuff.

quote dickbrain

"He sounds a lot like Slap"

Yoo sound like yoo could doo with a slap

This is her.

Tut tut dostaf - one of these days I may just counter post.

I was counting her buttons.

Again with the research excuse.

Nowt wrong with a bit of habberdashery now and again.

Followed by a few pulls on the old calabash.

I'm hiding, I'm hiding
And no one knows where;
For all they can see is my
Toes and my hair

And I just heard my father
Say to my mother -
"But, darling, he must be
Somewhere or other;

Have you looked in the inkwell?"
And Mother said, "Where?"
"In the INKWELL?"said Father. But
Slap was not there.

Then "Wait!" cried my mother —
"I think that I see
Him under the carpet." But
It was not he.

"Inside the mirror's
A pretty good place."
Said Father and looked, but saw
Only his face.

"We've hunted," sighed Mother,
"As hard as we could
And I am so afraid that we've
Lost him for good."

Then I laughed out aloud
And I wiggled my toes
And Father said —"Look, dear,
I wonder if those

Toes could be slaps?
There are ten of them, see?"
And they WERE so surprised to find
Out it was he!

Or the platt bridge trombone

Notreet.

I tried to guess but couldn't.

dostaf 20:06 you are truly shameless.

He looked a lot like Che Guevara...

VG.

Nowt wrong with poking a smipe. With or without the deerstalker.

Look what Google sent me.

Is it Erin?

She's called Portia and is from Scotland.

I bet her gamekeeping skills are not a patch on Sean Bean's

People might fear problems with other estate workers, but if someone asks for a reference we'll give her a good one because she's very good.

here

Answers on a postcard.

And you can bet she wears jodhoppers.

Can I try your hat on?

I was spot on with Sean Bean (played Mellors opposite Joely Richardson - Lady Chatterley's lover) and I wasn't interested whether he wore jodhpurs or not.

Did he keep his hat on?

And his shirt.



Cick ^^^^^^

I remember that - he was set up - made Max Clifford a fortune off the papers.

Whatever did she see in him?

Was the question we all had.

Apparently he only made it to the half way line before 'arriving', then dribbled to the center spot.

OFFSIDE!

Expect complaints.

No wonder..etc..

I wonder if Chelsea offered him any free tickets - he certainly earned them. I doubt she saw anything in him at all - just a quick buck

"just a quick buck"

It don't take long to get in with the wrong crowd and start picking stuff up, do it.

Bump

It don't take long to get in with the wrong crowd and start picking stuff up, do it.



No wonder...etc..

An observation

then dribbled to the center spot.

Bad form mester.

The drip-drip effect of Yankisms will eventually be worse than a dribble. It will be a deluge!

yes

Is this Stoo
?

Stooo is a proud latics supporter. I'm glad he's back.

It isn't Stoo, it's just a fella.

This calls for a revolution!

I think this is a better picture mac

More iconic, yes.

Definitely more iconic

Just to explain to none revolutionaries

The question remains; Is that you during Movember?

Alas no cos I have been dead for 50 years

Damn. I wanted an autograph

i thought he'd left you an autograph Mac

I asked for one.

Better just collect dust then

Aye, if only someone would phone.

Run to the window you never know what you'll see

Sorry, someone was on the phone...a friend from Belize, apparently. I will just phone him back.

Does he have a diesel van perchance?

Yes...Full of parcels, all with my address on

Lucky you