Suffering ...........................

........................ Succotash!

Pesky Varmint

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

Should have turned left at Albuquerque

(Whistles whilst he waits)

Oh do come along mester!

"Exit - Stage Left" !

I should have put the potters' wheel on.

Sassafrassarassum

and made the pot

More like missed the pot.

finished on the lavtop?

I know a rhyme about a Miss Dwyer who did that.

Go on mester.

yes we know you will

Shan't!

"More tea vicar"?

No ta. It makes me pee a lot.

I don't like cruelty to animals so I won't recite it.

"Two sugars Mrs. Winterbottom"?

"Mammy, mammy, our Joe's pulling the arms off the eiderdown"

Pussy in the well?

So you're smarter than the average bear dustaf, er I mean Boo Boo.

WARNING do not say backwards

Not quite the answer I was expecting Ayrefield.

"Pussy in the well?"

Not sure mester, although it was wet when it ran off.

Dripping was it?

that was for the 18.25 posting dustaf, I was carrying on with the cartoon characters catchphrases. oh exit stage right then.

Have they been doing of run of the Carry On's today or something?

That pussy in the well, was its name 'cooking fat' or does it just sound like that.

Fear not young Wombles

I'm just giviing me tangent a pedal.


Drip dry

A shaved one.

'cooking fat'

I'm still not sure which old comedy spin-off film that was in.

Man About The House is my best guess.

Phyllis Diller.

No dustaf it was Terry Scott in one of the Carry On films, I just can't think which one though, was it the dating agency one?

Carry On Loving it was.

"Why is is that cat called cooking fat"? "Well it sounds like that"

Yes Ayrefield that rings a bell too.

But I seem to remember the line done by Sally Thomsett (or similar type character) in reference to another tennant in a house of flats.

Doesn't really work in a Wigan accent though.

that's cos we coook and others cuck!

Well presented mester.


Ey thank yew.

Eeeeeeeeeee!