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Original message (posted by cindy)

...so this man lives to be 80 years old, and thinks he knows who he is, then along comes someone and everything he thought he knew about himself goes right out the window.



An elderly man, wearing his old bomber jacket, sat in a Starbucks, sipping a coffee.

Presently, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to him and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, single-wings and so on. I flew in WWII in a B-29, and then later in the Korean conflict. I've taught 50 people to fly, and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women, so I guess I'm a lesbian.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old gentleman and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'


 
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