A rabbit goes into a cafe and orders a BLT toasted sandwich, he gobbles it down then asks for a cheese and ham toasted sandwich.
He wolfs it down then asks for an egg toasted sandwich.
The greedy little thing throws it down his throat, pays and leaves.
As the cafe owner closes he sees the rabbit rolling around in agony and spewing his guts up.
The owner asks "What's up with you"?
The rabbit replies "Mixin' my toasties"