Bob, I'm sorry and riddled with guilt and have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife whe you are not around probably more than you.
I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home.I can't live with the guilt any longer.I hope you accept my sincerest appology. It won't happen again
Feeling outraged and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun'goes into the bedroom and witout a word shoots his wife.
Moments later gets a second text.
'Really should use spell check..... That should read WiFi'