An Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bakery.
The Englishman steals 3 buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves.
He says to the Irishman "That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn't even see me"
The Irishman replied, That's just simple thievery, I'll show how to do it the honest way and get the same results"
The Irishman then proceeded to re- enter the store and call out the owner and says "Sir, I want to show you a magic trick"
The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick
The Irishman asked him for a bun and and proceeded to eat it.
He asked two more times and after eating them the owner angrily asks " Okay, so where's the magic trick?"
The Irishman replied
"Look in this Englishman's pockets"