I got up for the toilet in the night and noticed a stranger sneaking around in next doors garden.
Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and whacked him around the head with a shovel, killing him instantly.
He then began to dig a grave with the shovel and bury him
Astonished I got back into bed.
-- My wife said "darling you're shaking, what's the matter?"
"You'll never believe what I've just seen" I replied
" that Moron next door has still got my bleedin' shovel!!"