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Ashton
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Item #: 29891
I suspect that car on the road is a Ford Capri.
Alas, the 'Poet and Peasant Overture' in two parts! No longer reverberates around its dinky halls (Item 29703).
I have not seen any comments from Howard recently, but as soon as a photo containing anything with wheels appears,
he is in there like a shot....Phew
Pity he can't be more specific though!
Howard P. And the car on the far left could be a series 3 jaguar xj6, what do you think?
Is Howard P a petrol head? Could our Howard be the 'Stig'? I suspect our Howard does his shopping in a Crash Helmet.
Howard , be careful! You could end up becoming a legend on ‘ere!
Fear not Julie, he's already considered a leg end.
Nice Volvo.
Some say he should be careful, some say he is a leg end in his own lifetime. All I know is he is Howard P, better known as THE STIG!
Or was it THE STAG, or maybe THE STUD. My hearing isn't what it was.
Geedoubleya, what happened to Ozy's inflatables?
Ozy's inflatables were ripped up on the Coral Reef Dtease and GeeDubya is still trying to mend 'um.
In drydock at Liverpool DTease . Some oxygen thief stole all their air.
I have it on reasonably good authority, that every vessel in Fettlers Wharf marina now sports an inflatable DTease buoyancy aid on its prow as a figurehead. Furthermore, my informants tell me that a coat of arms, featuring a DTease couchant with tincture rampant has been registered as the official emblem of the L&LCC ( Rufford branch ) boating fraternity. This Doubleyolk chap is difficult to pin down, but my guess would be, he's probably living the high life somewhere in Scarisbrick or Hesketh Bank on his ill - gotten gains.
Their all separately registered to an address in Panama, Ozy. I'm living the life of the lonely drover/station owner of a chicken ranch north of Chorley off the proceeds. It's called free range enterprise. (next assignment?)
Hope they've all got double yolks.
This chicken ranch of yours GW, I hope it isn't run along the same lines as the chicken ranch that I innocently blundered into in search of half a dozen eggs, whilst driving hrough Nevada a few years ago. There wasn't a single egg in the flippin' place, though to be fair, they did have lots of leg on offer, and more than a little bit of breast.... If I remember correctly, I just made do with a couple of shots of Jack Daniels then ended up getting the eggs from Safeway's, a mile or two down the road.
Gw, you didn't by any chance take the remaining Ladies from Liverpool to this Chicken Ranch did you?
O for the life of a Chicken Wrangler North of Chorley. Driving a herd of a thousand head of chicken across the vast empty prairies of Winter Hill. Attacked on all sides by tribes of screaming, wild Belmontian savages intent on stampeding the chickens in the hope of cutting out a few head for their own pots. Nothing to eat all the way except eggs from the Chuck Chuck Wagon and then having to face the raging torrents of the upper reaches of the Douglas River only to lose more of the herd in the bottomless slutch.
Finally you arrive at the trailhead chicken towns of Darwen and Blackburn where a tired Chicken Wrangler can take a bath and rid himself of the all pervading smell of chicken s--t.
Later, he will sell his herd to the local Chicken Baron and, with his pocket full of tincture tokens make his way to the nearest watering hole.
Next morning, devoid of tincture tokens but content with his lot he will start out on the long journey home to Chorley.
It's a grand life.
Ozy, I can't remember the last time I was rampant with my tincture!
DTease: Steady just smack it with a plastic mallet, put smooth balm on it then heat it up gradually, it'll soon tighten up.
GW's mention of Liverpool and oxygen theft has just triggered a memory of the time I once went shopping in Kirkby. I'd put a one pound coin in the slot to obtain a trolley, then nipped round the corner to the hole in the wall to get some cash. When I returned, the supermarket trolley was propped up on four bricks and the wheels were missing.
Do you think that will work John G? Lord knows I've tried everything else.
Not much in the way of double yolks -but plenty double entenders!
Oops! Entendre
DTease: Don't worry if all else fails just add water, but be careful you don't want it to limp.